Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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