I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
tell me about the fingering
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