Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Porn is love you can see.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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