I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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