i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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