it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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