The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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