she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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