I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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