there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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