Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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