I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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