But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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