I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
