im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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