How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
