That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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