You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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