Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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