Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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