So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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