i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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