So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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