We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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