Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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