Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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