Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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