You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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