omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize