How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
