why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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