I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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