On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's not a walk of shame if you run
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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