i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Randomize
