The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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