I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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