just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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