how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have feelings that need drinking.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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