Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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