There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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