We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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