So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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