We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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