please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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