how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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