If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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