where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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