Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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