This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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