Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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