its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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