Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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