Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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